User blog:Beerparty/Beerparty's Retarded Top 20

The College Football season is fast approaching, so here's my retarded top 20. It has more B.S. than the BCS!
 * 1) USC. Matt Barkley is going to shine in his senior year, winning the Heisman.
 * 2) LSU. Everybody's geauxing crazy is Louisiana. Why? Becuase LSU will triumph and win it's second consecutive SEC title.
 * 3) Clemson. Surprised? Don't be. With good quarterbacks and experienced lineman, Clemson will go on a wild ride.
 * 4) Alabama. The Tide will roll - but only to the Fiesta Bowl.
 * 5) Ohio State. Urban Meyer will come into the season hyped up, and he'll have a season like he did in Florida.
 * 6) Michigan State. The Spartans will have a decent regular season, going 8-3, but they'll lose the Big Ten title game. Overall, they'll probably make it to the Holiday Bowl.
 * 7) Michigan. This will be the state's best football year ever. Michigan State AND Michigan will gain some more respect by the end of the year.
 * 8) Wisconsin. Just so you guys know, I am not ranking my confrence. The Big Ten will do GREAT this year, and so will Montee Ball.
 * 9) South Carolina. Coach Steve Spurrier will lead the Gamecocks to another magnificent year.
 * 10) Virginia Tech. Did you know that there are still schools in the Big East? Well, there are. And Virginia Tech is gonna be the best.
 * 11) Baylor. There's no RG3, but the players will still do great and lead Baylor to a Big 12 Title.
 * 12) Arkansas. Arkansas, led by a great passing offense, will do great this year - but place 4th in the SEC. Sorry.
 * 13) Oklahoma. Remember the Sooners? Well, you will after this year - advancing to the Big 12 Title Game.
 * 14) Oregon. Oregon will crash this year. Donald Duck, smile a bit - you won't have to do as many push-ups as last year.
 * 15) Pittsburgh.
 * 16) Florida State.
 * 17) Georgia.
 * 18) Kansas State.
 * 19) Illinois.
 * 20) Notre Dame